Client Testimonials: Three Satisfied Households and One That Is Still Thinking

We are proud of the work we do at the Napping Architects Studio. But do not just take our word for it. Here is what some of our clients have said.

The Hendersons, Willow Row

“We asked for a conservatory. We got a nest with a roof. We have never been so comfortable. Our cat, Pickles, now sleeps in the conservatory for fourteen hours a day, and so do we.”

Our team considers this a success, though the Hendersons have not been to work since June.

Mrs Oyelaran, Apartment 9B

“I asked the Studio to design a small, bright reading corner. They designed a corner with a window, a rug, a lamp, a shelf and a hammock. I have not read a book since, but I have napped like a queen.”

We are pleased that Mrs Oyelaran is rested.

Mr and Mr Castellano, Birch Lane

“We wanted a quiet bedroom. The Studio designed one so quiet that our cat now refuses to leave it. We have moved to the sofa.”

This is a known side effect, and we recommend a second bedroom.

The Dunwoodie family, Cedar Close

This family has not yet provided a testimonial. They have, however, sent three emails, a drawing and a long document entitled “Concerns.” We are taking these seriously and are currently lying down to consider them.

What our clients say they like

• The sense of calm
• The way the lights fall at four in the afternoon
• The fact that nobody tries to sell them anything, because we are asleep
• The invoices, which are always short and always late

A note on honesty

All testimonials above are fictional, as are the households. We have never had a real client and wish to remain in this state. Any resemblance to persons living or dozing is a coincidence.

Get in touch

If you would like to become a client, please call or write to the Studio. If nobody answers, please leave a message, and a cat will sit on it.

A client is just a friend with a floor plan.

We look forward to hearing from you, and to sleeping on it.